Literal Fools

What is a museum? I rather thought it was a building containing historical artefacts which trace the various stages of evolution of mankind and the wider world. Curators are all essentially historians who present factual information to the interested public and their bored children.

Visitors to Ulster Museum have, for over 180 years, been able to study archaeology, ethnography, treasures from the Spanish Armada, local history, industrial archaeology, botany, zoology and geology.

But NI culture Minister, Nelson McCausland, is far from satisfied. He wants museums to be, “reflective of the views, beliefs and cultural traditions of the people,” including exhibits setting out the thoroughly unscientific ‘intelligent design’ theory of the universe.

Many scientists have a degree of faith in a creative force and few would object to acknowledgement of this fact. However, McCausland takes a literal interpretation of the bible. I guess it is rather hard to reconcile the story of Noah’s ark with a large collection of dinosaur skeletons.

Old Nelson claims, “I’ve had more letters from the public on this issue than any other.” Although this barely credible claim does not mention how many were pleas to keep religion and superstition firmly in church.

McCausland is not a lone Creationist voice in Government. His buddy Mervyn Story is an Antrim member of the Northern Irish Assembly, whose constituency includes the Giant’s Causeway (above). Those awkward geologists have found, contrary to the cultural views and beliefs of many in Ulster, the cooling of volcanic lava leading to the hexagonal blocks of basalt occurred about 60 million years ago.

Damn. How can that be possible when the earth is only 6014 years old? It must be the Devil’s work.

Proper Charlie

It was not surprising to learn the toxicology tests from those Scunthorpe boys, who had reportedly overdosed on Mephedrone, found, er, they hadn't. The drug is an amphetamine which is rarely the cause of drug death even when combined with heavy drinking. However, it was surprising to find no trace of the drug at all in their systems.

Turn your mind back two months and we had Govt Ministers and their shadows making tough "whatever it takes" statements to control the drug and enforce the law "to avert such tragic consequences occurring in the future." Chief Inspector Mark Oliver of Lincolnshire police held a press conference on 16 March and told the world Mephedrone had killed those lads. He set in motion the full media hysteria which led to its control just four weeks later.

One would have assumed the police investigation had uncovered identifiable traces or wraps or some connection to a Mephedrone supplier. Apparently not, Oliver's wild assertions sound like they were based on hearsay evidence from someone who doesn't know the difference between Mephedrone and the opiote substitute Methadone.

If ever there were a case for taking the Misuse of Drugs Act out of the police Department of the Home Office and transfered to Health, this is it. The police have no more qualification to start pontificating on essentially scientific matters than the febrile politicians. It is a source of national shame we have come distrust the scientists' analysis on drugs and rather adhere to the words of inept and impotent officials who simply panic with fear.

Previous Home Secretaries like Jacqui Smith hardly helped; she was able to misrepresent scientists like David Nutt as eccentric and out of touch with the real concerns of worried parents. What utter hogwash. For a start scientists are often parents too, but their intellectual discipline has allowed them to separate their individual anxieties with a rational view of the level of risk which can be moderated by credible educational messages.

The Government's reaction to new threats is hugely exaggerated and their attempts at education are woefully inaccurate. TalktoFrank's current campaign on cocaine features a drug mule/dog Pablo. There can be very few users of coke who would associate the drug with a cuddly puppy being sliced open in a dingy basement as Frank would have us believe.

The fast-track 'banning' of Mephedrone was based on a clearly false premise. Drugs policy has a false founding principle that it is the illegality and threat from the flat-foots which is the best way to deter drug use. That doesn't mean the answer is legalisation. But the current approach is ineffective to the point of being delusional.

More than a Feeling

The new Coalition Government has had something of an enigmatic start. It feels rather unfamiliar and hard to acclimatise too. A bit like meeting your mate’s charming new boyfriend, only you didn’t know he was gay.

There are of course no visible cracks in the coalition as it ‘cleaves to the mould’ of power. But it has not yet been put under any substantive pressure. Ministers fall out with each other all time and it’s not always just about egos, occasionally it is about political philosophy. It will be illuminating to see how Ministerial bickering between figures from different parties can be resolved.

Aside from the rather sickening liaison between Cameron and Clegg, George Osborne and David Laws are maintaining the façade of their close working relationship at HMT. The Steve Bell’s portrayal of George as a sneering, sickly Victorian child was quite apposite but now Laws has taken on the role of Osborne’s limp puppet lolling on the exchequer’s sequined arm.

The tensions over the finances are certain to create some inter-Coalition division. But the focus at present is on Clegg pushing for electoral reform referendum in May 2011. The Tories need not fret, as that old crocodile, Francis Maude (above) at Cabinet office knows. The simple AV vote is not proportional and may yet solidify Tory electoral gains especially if combined with making uniform size seats and knocking out 10 percent of MPs.

Like most young relationships, the main protagonists find conflict difficult to cope with. Cameron has foreseen an ugly punch-up with the old farts over 1922 Committee and 55% vote over dissolution of Parliament. But a PM is not defined by dodging bullets but his capacity to fire them back. If anything he should be seeking trouble to establish his authority.

It is of course much easier to dictate policy and bark orders at pliant Ministers of your own party. Intimidating a Lib-Dem Minister may even encourage them to re-discover the point of principle and resign. Perhaps that is Dave's longer-term plan after all.

His Master's Voice

Devotees of 'Seinfeld' will be well aware of the significance of the mantra 'Serenity Now'. It is a phrase to be repeated at moments of high anxiety and stress. In the comedy, the constant suppression of emotion leads inevitably to an eruption of anger and torment.

How are the Tory Grandees feeling now about coalition politics? Is there enough gratification about gaining some degree of power to placate the myriad of compromises. They have been extra-ordinarily disciplined to keeping their fermenting frustration out of the news. Occasionally one breaks free and speaks his mind like Bill Cash (above) on Newsnight last night.

The proposal to neuter the independence of the 1922 Committee by Cameron may be a step too far for the old Guard. The Committee is essentially the Establishment of the party but distinctly separate from the Executive, working as a kind of barometer of the wider party. There is invariably strong mutual respect between its chair and the party leader but Cameron appears to be considering it like Labour's 'awkward squad'. In any event, if Cameron thinks he can do a Blair-style spiking of dissent, he may find a new 2010 Committee being formed.

The Coalition Government's general list of commitments (strangely listed alphabetically) has plenty of pressure points where the 'grey beards' may feel they can hold their collective tongue no more.
http://www.cabinetoffice.gov.uk/media/409088/pfg_coalition.pdf

One example - despite the promise to "strongly defend the UK's national interests in forthcoming EU budget negotiations," little Hague may find no option but agreeing an increase of billions of British quids to Brussels. If that doesn't bring the Eurosceptic wing to a point of apoplexy nothing will.

Come on, chaps. Let it all out.

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Good gag on the News Quiz.

David Cameron welcomed Baroness Warsi into the cabinet. As a single-mother and Moslem, her first duties include cutting her own benefits before having herself deported.

The Case is Altered

Charlie Kennedy cannot be the only senior Lib-Dem to have deep reservations about the sense of the Clegg-Cameron alliance. He set out the detail in his article for yesterday’s Observer and judging by the bumbling style and irrelevant asides, I am pretty he sure he penned it himself.

Kennedy at least identified the most germane point which was the coalition rides “a coach and horses” through the prospects of a centre-left progressive alliance of Lib-Dem and Labour. On the Andrew Marr show, Daily Mail columnist Amanda Platell showed her political intelligence deficit when she claimed it amounted to a re-newed leadership bid from Charlie Boy. That ship never even had a sail (but no shortage of rum.)

I may not be the only enthusiast supporter of full PR (by AVplus) to have find their zeal waning somewhat. The point of introducing a more proportional system was to keep the Tories out, now Clegg has swooned before Cameron's power, it has lost all momentum. The next election looks a clear 1960s style fight between Labour and Conservative.

The Tory old guard of Peter Tapsell, Bill Cash, and Edward Leigh are suitably horrified by the liberalisation of much of Tory policy. The first test is the 55% threshold for dissolution of Parliament. Cameron is presenting it as his price for selflessly setting fixed terms to five years. It is simply a policy without principle. The only justification is to provide stability in which case the 55% is a thoroughly arbitrary figure. Imposing undemocratic 'bar-raising' in times of severe economic difficulties has long been the justification of tyrants.

It would be extremely painful for the fledgling Government to suffer such an early defeat so it's a huge risk. It is ultimately about Cameron's political inexperience. In truth, I thought his naivety would prevent him from becoming PM, not wait to be fully exposed when he reached office.

The Beasts and the Children

New Home Secretary, Theresa May, is clearly elated to have been promoted and will now get to grips with the most progressive agenda in the new Liberal Conservative coalition. On entering the monolith of the Home Office, she immediately declared the scrapping of ID Cards and elections for police chiefs.

There will no doubt be plenty of time for old-fashioned, deeply Conservative policies to come. But by far the most welcome change this week was immigration Minister Damian Green's commitment to cease the incarceration of all children at the immigration detention centre at Yarl's Wood.

If ever there was a symptom of how illiberal Labour's policies had become, it was the sight of pig-headed Phil Woolas fobbing of any critisism of effectively imprisoning 1,000 children every year. He even dismissed, out of hand, the experience would be in the least harmful to the children. Even a pretty right-wing Conservative, like Green can see the moral principle and has overturned this outrage.

Green will, of course, be introducing caps on non-EU immigration which will lead to much distress in itself. He will need the co-operation of his civil servants including Perm Sec David 'Smiling Assassin' Normington. It is slightly ironic it was Normington's panic over leaks last year which led to Green's arrest and a few hours in jug. The Tories would be well advised to push Normington out.

In the meantime, Green and May should be allowed more than a modicum of praise for ceasing the physical and psychological damage to hundreds of children in the name of a "fair" immigration policy.

ConDemNation

For all those who appreciate political humour it must be a pleasure to see Labour's Stephen Pound returned to Parliament. His summary of the new coalition was suitably incisive; "the Lib-Dems are like vegetarians who've just got jobs at McDonalds."

This political marriage is the strangest and most unwieldy alliance since Heston Blumenthal joined up with Delia Smith. There will be sprinklings of Lib-Dem Ministers throughout Whitehall but only Vince Cable landed a heavyweight role as SoS for Business and Banks. The rest will have to act like civil servants, accepting highly unpalatable policies with the expectation they will be implemented with gusto.

A looser arrangement of supporting individual votes would have allowed both parties to retain political coherence. But this is not just a compromise, it amounts to a collapse in integrity.

If (and it is 20-storey high 'if') Labour can emerge united after the election of David Milliband as party leader, then they can establish themselves as the party of principle. What an amazing political turnaround. There is a fair chance unity can be achieved as the Brownite-Blairite schism becomes effectively obsolete although Ed Balls only really does tribalism.

Cameron has been canny in deluding Lib-Dems of the sense of ‘sharing’ power in that it buys him probably at least an additional 12 months as PM. When it falls apart he can continue on a minority basis for a little longer. So reports of this Parliament’s demise are certainly premature. I’d give it a couple of years at least.

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Sky News have maintained a fair level of impartiality through the election, scrupulously so given the crude insulting remarks of one Murdoch’s other organs, the Sun (on Monday they called Lib-Dems ‘Shysters’ and Brown ‘a Scottish idiot’.)

Kay Burley’s acid-in-the-face attack on a rather meek electoral reform activist was peculiar and disturbing. She was so aggressive she appeared to be in an audition for Fox news.

But that little spat was as nothing compared to the Hagler/Hearns like encounter between Sky’s Adam Boulton and Alistair Campbell. As a sporting contest Campbell won on points - Boulton looks like he wants to lamp him, breathing heavily and brooding like a grumpy gorilla. Alistair dances around coolly telling him to calm down. And Campbell get the last word, “Adam, you’re a pompous little arse.”

What is yet to be explained is why Sky’s political analyst is being interviewed as if he were a Conservative spokesman. A line was certainly crossed - after an exhausting post election period I hope it was more cock-up then conspiracy. We don’t do political TV news in this country. If anyone tries, this will be the result.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdidz_48fGI&feature=related

One Wheel on My Wagon

When Prime Ministers resign it is usually the lead item on the news. But Gordon Brown’s hari-kari yesterday was wedged between revelations of secret Labour talks with the Lib-Dems and the Conservatives' bizarre offering of a referendum on the Alternative Vote system.

Obviously, the Tories don’t mean it. William Hague’s body language said as much. He looked like a disgruntled father-of-the-bride trying to find the warm words through gritted teeth, to welcome his feckless son-in-law. You will struggle to find more than a handful of Tories who support PR or think it a price worth paying for a majority Government. Cameron risks seriously alienating the old guard like Tebbitt who, Dave should not forget, is not too old to deliver a swift kick to the ‘cajones’.

The points of negotiation have reached farcical levels. It reminded me of the ‘Not the Nine O’Clock News’ company boardroom sketch when industrial action would be averted if the unions were offered, “use of this swivel chair in future discussions and your wife’s recipe for lemon ice-cream.”

Brown’s resignation ‘ploy’ was to lure the Liberals back into the rainbow alliance. Stepping down would, in theory, allow re-newed leadership to give such a coalition a certain vigour. The plain fact is, it doesn’t have the numbers. There are other colossal strategic reasons why the coalition of the walking wounded would be serious political folly. The idea of forging a coalition with SNP is just fantasy politics. You couldn’t get Labour and Nationalists in one room without hand-to-hand combat breaking out.

So thankfully the ‘grey beards’ of the parties have invited themselves onto the airwaves to counsel against it. I heard David Blunkett, John Reid and Paddy Ashdown make the self-same points in the space of half an hour on R4 this morning. These are politicians who have been around a bit. They’re not posturing, they are telling the brutal truth.

For now, it’s over.

Say it Ain't So

I think it was about 1.30 on Friday morning when the total of Labour seats declared was 99 and Conservative 98. I remarked to the semi-sober and disgruntled crew around me, in a few moments the Tories would take the lead and it would be a very long time until there was a reverse of the score. At least five years, if not ten.

Although Labour vote held up quite well, the slump of the Lib-Dems back to 2005 level (totally not predicted in this blog) meant dozens of gains for the Cons. Labour voters were prepared to vote tactically for Lib-Dems but that was not reciprocated. The patterns were not very consistent which allowed for ill-advised optimism from the left’s commentators and a very long evening. But so many seats were showing swings of 8-9% it was clearly Cameron’s night.

They don’t seem so pleased with their ‘win’. Senior figures are making clear their undiluted horror at not winning an overall majority. One told the Guardian today. “We were effectively told to shut up because they [Cameron’s inner circle] told us they knew how to win. That hasn’t happened.”

It is not pure sense of entitlement which irks them. Cameron only fell over the line with 36% allowing him to run minority Government or maintain an unwieldy, short-lived coalition with Lib-Dems. Had they won a handful less seats, say 290, then a Labour-Lib Alliance would have been worth 340 so clearly a viable prospect.

But on 315 or so there is no such ‘mandate’ and it could only stumble on for only a few months under the shakiest alliance of SDLP, Green and Plaid. Any referendum on electoral reform would risk being lost especially if Brown were lurking there like a walking cadaver. In any event, there is far from a consensus among Labour MPs this is remotely advisable.

There is nothing else for it but PM Cameron for a few months at least. One thing about the Tories is, they know how to consolidate power. After much frontbench schmoozing with Clegg’s team, only IDS has been honest enough to say the truth on PR, “the Conservative Party simply isn’t interested in changing the electoral system.”

Now they have got this close, they won’t be letting go just yet.

Oh, and bye-bye Gordon.

Voting Described as 'Brisk'

It's always reported as brisk or slow, another British electoral tradition.

The thoroughly old-fashioned, manual British voting system, with pencils on strings in musty church halls, is very reassuring. The system has hardly been adapted in 100 years.

Many countries have tried to modernise the voting process in a bid to save some piffling amounts. More likely politicians or senior officials feel a bit embarrassed about the archaic ‘look and feel’. But the main point of election day is accuracy and ensuring the count is free from fraud. There is no compelling case to change when the two main criteria are already satisfied.

In Florida in 2000, the pencil was deemed too problematic for the locals to wield, so in some counties, they used electronic screens where voters would use their palms to indicate their choice. Only about 10 percent of these ‘votes’ were actually recorded. And the nature of the exercise means any software errors are rather fatal to the process. We cannot be casual about this, the price of such blunders is the disenfranchising the voter which is unforgivable.

Like Florida, we can expect some legal challenges; they are getting much more prevalent over the years. The increased use of postal votes gives potential voter fraudsters much more opportunity to defy the democratic will. But additional ID checks mean that should be kept to a minimum this time.

The only lengthy legal challenges in recent history have concerned dead-heat finishes. Tory Health Minister, Gerry Malone lost his Winchester seat in 1997 to Lib-Dem Mark Oaten by two votes. Although successful in the High Court in getting a re-run between the two, Malone did not realise the momentum was gone and Oaten annihilated him by over 21,000.

The legal wrangling this time may be more constitutional in nature. Cameron's Zeppelin-like ambition to become PM is bound to burst forth if Brown and Clegg discuss terms of a referendum on electoral reform which would block a Tory Government for the foreseeable. Dave has already called this, perversely, ‘undemocratic’ even though the coalition would constitute more than 50 percent of seats and votes.

But whatever the bust-ups after the election at least we will, unlike very many countries, be satisfied the vote was not bent. And most of the 'bendy' MPs, partial to extravagant expense claims, will be gone as well.

You're a Banana

Two articles on Michael Gove (left) in as many days underlines the shrillness of his hysterical outbursts to the public over a hung Parliament. He's more twisted and enraged than a Daily Mail editorial. He does not persuade; he berates.

He told Radio 4's Today programme this morning, “If people vote for the third party, for Nick Clegg, in this election, what they are doing is succumbing to a sort of blind date politics. The voice is seductive, but when the curtain slips back, after having voted for Nick Clegg, you don’t know who you are going to end up in bed with. You could have Ed Balls, Harriet Harman, or David Miliband as your prime minister. If that’s democracy, I’m a banana."

That is precisely what a Parliamenary democracy is all about. Gove is not just a banana - he's a monkey's uncle. He is essentially describing his support for a Presidential system which we don't have. There is panic in his voice and with good reason.

If the Labour vote can hold up to 30% then there should certainly be enough numbers of red and yellow MPs to keep back the blue wave. Whether their collective resolve against the Tories is enough to hold that coalition together is the big question. But we can expect the Cons to HOWL if they are marginally the largest party and yet don't immediately get PM Cameron.

There are also loud whispers about the constitutional position (presumably that means Francis Maude) and whether the Cons would "accept" the convention of PM staying PM until he resigns. Not sure what options they have. But to foist a minority Government on the country sounds a little, er, undemocratic.

This is just about craving power, pure and simple. The Cons clearly have little regard for democratic principle in terms of representaion. They claim to like FPTP as it gives 'power to the people to throw out a Government they don't like'. Again, a transparent mistruth. They like the absolute power of an overall majority unfettered by select committees and backbenchers. In any event, people vote out an individual MP not a Government.

You can bet they have got some plan involving a legal challenge taking inspiration from Bush in 2000. But their gnawing impatience and frustration seems to be about to get the better of them. My advice to Gordon is, check the locks on those Downing Street gates and beware a gang of upper class geeks in pinstripe trying to storm the barricades.

I am Warning You

Perhaps Cameron is losing grip on reality. Perhaps he has fallen into his own mirage. Yesterday he proclaimed, without blushing, voters who are old, who are poor, can best be looked after by a Conservative Government.

A truly staggering claim, like the fox declaring he was best at protecting the chicken coup. Like everything else in the Cameron dominated Tory campaign, it is a either a gimmick or an obvious tactic. What was he thinking here? Electoral hypnosis?

In some ways it was an attempt to match the highly memorable words of Neil Kinnock (left) when he saw Labour’s imminent defeat in 1983. “I warn you not to be ordinary, I warn you not to be young, I warn you not to fall ill, and I warn you not to grow old.”

Of course he was warning about the instincts of a Conservative Government who cut taxes on upper incomes and doubled VAT, abolished eye tests and NHS dentists, saw youth unemployment reach 90 percent in places and the creation of a new underclass.

The current crop of Cons are still unashamedly cutting inheritance tax for those with estates of over £2m and handing out tax breaks which exclude all single parents.

Of course, Blair in 1997 went out to woo Mail readers and others with a very conservative outlook. His message was more reassurance then outrageous misrepresentation.

Cameron may offer a different brand of Conservatism but it is fundamentally not the case their first concern is helping the poor. For anyone living in the decimated community of an old pit village, the precise reason they are poor is thanks to the Conservatives.

Freedom to Fail

In Britain, we don't usually find ourselves heavily influenced by Sweden. Apart from a flurry of Abba inspired boy and girl singing troups in the 70s and the 'continental' duvet, we find our respective cultures evolving quite separately

The Conservatives have ‘discovered’ Sweden as an inspirational model for social policy. IDS constantly holds them up as the standard-bearer for dealing with drug addiction. Their zero-tolerance to drug misuse combined with a rather evangelical approach to treatment, appeals to Duncan-Smith's peevish impatience with human weakness.

But it is Swedish education which has most keenly attracted the Tory proponents of the ethereal concept of the Big Society. Tory Education Shadow, Michael Gove (pictured), whether he believes it or not, has been pushing the policy of ‘free’ schools in the Swedish style.

I guess the intention is to portray these plans as unshackling our hugely over-regulated schools and so ‘unleashing the talents’. The ‘free’ schools will be released from a myriad of Government targets and infuriating bureaucratic rules set by Ofsted. They will also be free of the national curriculum and all its supporting guidance and standards.

Cameron has decided ‘free’ schools are emblematic of the sort of change they want to see. It is clearly a top priority; as a Government they would aim to get legislation passed by recess in mid-July and commenced by term-time in September.

Philosophically the policy is totally against the post-Beveridge consensus built up over the last 65 years. So not a surprise that several Conservative Local Authority leaders have placed themselves at variance to HQ’s policy edict. But philosophy aside, what do the plucky Swedes make of it?

Mona Sahlon, leader of Swedish Social Democratic Party, took the trouble to break political etiquette of not getting involved in another country’s election. Writing in the Guardian, she announced they were “proposing to put an end” to their experiment. Ms Sahlon issued a bald warning,“ creating a free market ….will certainly harm standards.”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/may/02/conservative-education-policy-swedish-failures

This neo-con style of policy determination amounts to a rather aggressive and emotional response to a complex issue. Similarly, the Cons have decreed graduates with Richards (third-class degrees) will no longer be considered teacher material. A top degree does not a great teacher make.

Presumably even a minority Conservative Government will have a go at pushing this through in double quick time. It would have about as much chance of being passed as Osborne’s regressive budget. But at least their policies with face proper Parliamentary scrutiny then rather than the shallow analysis of an election studio.

Of course, by then we would be gearing ourselves for a second election in the Autumn.
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Naked Ambition

Sometimes, as a journalist, you just have to bow to the sheer quality of someone's writing. Matthew Norman's excoriating profile of Ed Balls in the Independent this week was an exceptional piece of prose. He synthesised the reasons for my deep and at times unfathomable loathing of Balls.

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/matthew-norman/matthew-norman-will-blinky-consign-labour-to-history-1956110.html

His inspiration was Balls's appearance on Newsnight on Tuesday night. Paxo was trying to discern how the Labour front bench would negotiate with Lib-Dems when no party wins a clear majority on 6 May. The Balls strategy was not sophisticated; just stonewall and crudely change the subject.

Paxman was not terribly frustrated by his deliberate obfuscation; as Balls answered the wrong question for the sixth time, old Paxo just looked at him bemusedly, as if to say, "you really have no clue what an arse you're making of yourself."

Ed looked pretty pleased with his idiocy, unconcerned his display of arrogance was exactly what infuriates the electorate to the point of apoplexy.

Matthew Norman called him, "cocky, fake, slimy, inelegant, ineloquent, charmless, witless, weird, sinister, glacially cold and luminestently remote," adding, "he may be the most chillingly repulsive politician of even this golden generation."

Brown was unelected by the Labour Party in 2007 because Ed Balls did not want David Miliband or Alan Johnson building a power base to launch their leadership challlenge in 2010. He still thinks he can win although the bookies put him 14-1 fifth favourite behind Miliband (David) at 7/4, his brother Ed as well as Alan Johnson at 6/1, and Hattie Harman at 9/1.

Balls has ensured he will stay in the headlines right up until polling day by picking a huge fight with that notorious bunch of nutter militants, primary school headteachers. Their refusal to administer 'Sats' tests for 11 year olds was supported by 64% but Balls has effectively threatened them with suspension and docking of pay. About 8,500 headteachers are intending to take industrial action from 10 May, that should tell Balls to seek compromise not confrontation.

But that's not the Balls way, he doesn't seem to take anyone's advice. Otherwise he would not be alienating core Labour voters just days before an election. So long as it helps his career, why should he care?